Meximas

It is Christmas, Mexican style; celebrated on December 25th. Instead of roast dinners and Buck's Fizz, it's margheritas, fajitas and alotta tequila tequila tequila. Must include permanent marker moustaches. ARRIBA! 🌵👨

Fuck Christmas, let's have Meximas.

by Neghead February 14, 2014

Mexicasian

The ethnic mix between Latina and Asian races.

Matt- "Hey, Juan, you look pretty Asian!"
Juan- "But my mum's Spanish."
Matt- "You must be Mexicasian!"

Juan- "¡Que...!

by A Fellow Mexicasian. April 13, 2017

Meximart

A small market run by mexicans and/or other foreigners. It is typically a small, locally owned business that looks like a gas station, but doesn't sell gas. They sell beer, cigs, pipes, cigarillos, scales, snacks, questionable foreign foods, and all the fake drugs you could possibly want.

Lets go to the Meximart by the Mapco and get some of that new molly plant food and we can pick up some of that fake coke while we're at it.

by bigboobz90 December 8, 2010

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Mexima

A grandmother who is of hispanic desent. Not your grandma on your white side of the family.

once my friends meet mexima then they'll know im actually half mexican.

You know my grandma with the plants and jesus statues every where, yeah thats my mexima.

by GIF17 July 22, 2011

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011

Mexigasm

Mexican orgasm. The orgasm that all of Mexico has every-time one of their overrrated soccer players like Rafael Marquez or Chicharito Hernandez scores in meaningless games.

Man..Last night Chicharito Hernandez scored for Manchester United during the friendly against Guadalajara.

Yeah...I know. The commentator was so excited, he yelled so hard that caused a Mexigasm around the country

by P.Casso September 30, 2010