Mexicarnie

A mexican carnie, ala the man who runs the Himalaya ride with the thick mustache.

Holy crap, I didn't know if that Mexicarnie wanted to let me on the ride or mow my lawn!"

Mexicarnie by Oprah Kevorkian May 1, 2004

Mexicanesian 

Referring to a mexican.

My mexicanesian friend at school can get a job easier than my Veteran dad.

Mexicanesian by Vegaaas April 18, 2009

Mexicanized 

To modify an older Honda Civic to fit it into the racing category although not specialized to race; to amplify a lemon's look to look like it's an ideal racing care when it isn't. Put differently, ruining a car's image.

A second definition is a generalized cheap look or value to a specific object or abstract entity.

Hey Timmy, why is your piece of shit mexicanized Civic so shiny?

Another example: Man that car insurance advertisement looks suspicious.

Mexicanized by Mr. Zeith April 28, 2015

Mexicanese

Someone who is
1. half Japanese or chinese and half mexican

2. half lebanese half mexican

1. Puta, u didnt kno im Mexicanese

2. Salma Hayek

Mexicanese by Munegra March 15, 2009

mexicanican 

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.

Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

mexicanican by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

Mexicanium 

An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.

Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass.

While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.

Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.

Mexicanium by E.P. Sato August 28, 2008

Mexicanization

The process of creating Mexicans

Mexicanization is the process of creating Mexicans and adding them to the population.

Mexicanization by Wingmate January 12, 2009