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Mexicanium 

An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.

Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass.

While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.
Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.
Mexicanium by E.P. Sato August 28, 2008
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Mexicanus Erectus 

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

Mexicanized 

To modify an older Honda Civic to fit it into the racing category although not specialized to race; to amplify a lemon's look to look like it's an ideal racing care when it isn't. Put differently, ruining a car's image.

A second definition is a generalized cheap look or value to a specific object or abstract entity.
Hey Timmy, why is your piece of shit mexicanized Civic so shiny?

Another example: Man that car insurance advertisement looks suspicious.
Mexicanized by Mr. Zeith April 28, 2015

mexicanican 

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.
Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
mexicanican by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

Mexicanization

Mexicanization is the process of creating Mexicans and adding them to the population.
Mexicanization by Wingmate January 12, 2009

Mexicanism 

1. Showing a very Mexican side of you
2. practice of Mexican belief or heritage
3. showing pride of being Mexican
They showed their mexicanism by walking down broadway with the Mexican flag waving up high on Cinco de Mayo
Mexicanism by Rusha! Ahoooa!! August 21, 2008

mexicaning 

The act of doing or performing a duty that would otherwise be done by a Mexican
I wear my headphones while mexicaning the lawn
mexicaning by Jimbowned August 18, 2017