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Mexican Kiss 

The Mexican Kiss is basically a French Kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue.
Tom: Hey George, is that a burrito?
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
Mexican Kiss by cancuney March 27, 2010
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Mexican kiss 

Farting on someone's face, preferably the mouth area.
You should have seen Katie at the party last night. She fell asleep on the couch, so John pulled down his pants, sat on her face, and blew her a Mexican kiss.
Mexican kiss by Tristan and Ian January 9, 2008

Mexican Kiss 

The act of having one person shit on the faces of two other people with their mouths open, and then french kissing after with alot of tounge.
Mexican Kiss by Bitchbot3000 July 18, 2010

Mexican kiss of death 

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.
John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
Mexican kiss of death by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

Mexican French Kiss 

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

mexican rainbow kiss

Like a normal rainbow kiss but with shit and piss added to the period blood and cum.
That slut just got the Mexican rainbow kiss from the drug lord.
mexican rainbow kiss by El chap October 4, 2016

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.
Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.