The Mexican Kiss is basically a French Kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue.
Tom: Hey George, is that a burrito?
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
by cancuney March 28, 2010
The act of having one person shit on the faces of two other people with their mouths open, and then french kissing after with alot of tounge.
I love to Mexican Kiss
by Bitchbot3000 July 18, 2010
You should have seen Katie at the party last night. She fell asleep on the couch, so John pulled down his pants, sat on her face, and blew her a Mexican kiss.
by Tristan and Ian December 26, 2007
When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.
John: "How was your shit?"
Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
by neo2k10 August 24, 2010
by citcatcaitlin December 16, 2017
When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
by MrCharizard August 12, 2009
by El chap February 4, 2016