Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Wizmasta

Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.

The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.

clown act by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.

I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.

Meth Mite by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

a hillbilly,bumpkin, hick usually ugly,ignorant and uncoordinated

I visited a few college down South and they were filled with Zekes !

zeke by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.

clunker by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

A large wad of disposable cash,generally obtained illegally, preferably spent on Hennessey and hos.

Yo James, let's hit the strip club, I got mad guap to blow.

guap by Wizmasta December 29, 2008