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metholeptic

"A girl told me I danced like an epileptic on meth" Andy Bellefleur, True Blood - to which we started using the term metholeptic for spazoids.
You dance like a metholeptic. Stop acting like a metholeptic, you're embarassing me.
metholeptic by bondagebabe April 19, 2010
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Metheleptic 

adj: used to describe a dancer who is both overly enthusiastic and abysmally uncoordinated.

methhead + epeleptic=metheleptic
That guy at the club was dancing like a metheleptic.
Metheleptic by Greasepaintjunkie April 15, 2010
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methaleptic 

When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.
Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.
methaleptic by Whiskey69 October 19, 2020

Methileptic 

(Adj.)describes the appearance of strange body movements associated with excessive meth use that resemble a person having a seizure, like random jerking motions, involuntary muscle movements, or even falling forward due to extreme sleep deprivation.
“I was at the DMV waiting for my number to be called and I had a full blown methileptic seizure, and fell forward out of my chair right in to the lady in front of me, the same one whose chair I had been kicking unintentionally for an hour. Luckily, she was a tweaker too and she was sexy AF so we went right over to the courthouse and tied the knot.”
Methileptic by Dikatomy April 21, 2022

Methaleptic 

A person or persons that have done too much meth and appear to behaving in a weird or stunted manor
That girl is methaleptic,I can't understand anything she's saying
Methaleptic by Bitchyqueenk March 28, 2023
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