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metholeptic

"A girl told me I danced like an epileptic on meth" Andy Bellefleur, True Blood - to which we started using the term metholeptic for spazoids.
You dance like a metholeptic. Stop acting like a metholeptic, you're embarassing me.
metholeptic by bondagebabe April 19, 2010
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methaleptic 

When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.
Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.
methaleptic by Whiskey69 October 19, 2020

Methileptic 

(Adj.)describes the appearance of strange body movements associated with excessive meth use that resemble a person having a seizure, like random jerking motions, involuntary muscle movements, or even falling forward due to extreme sleep deprivation.
“I was at the DMV waiting for my number to be called and I had a full blown methileptic seizure, and fell forward out of my chair right in to the lady in front of me, the same one whose chair I had been kicking unintentionally for an hour. Luckily, she was a tweaker too and she was sexy AF so we went right over to the courthouse and tied the knot.”
Methileptic by Dikatomy April 21, 2022

Methaleptic 

A person or persons that have done too much meth and appear to behaving in a weird or stunted manor
That girl is methaleptic,I can't understand anything she's saying
Methaleptic by Bitchyqueenk March 28, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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