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Methacton 

One of the most bland and least exciting school districts in the world.

Borderline terrible, most of the students are disingenuous and are affected by one to all of the following defects :

1. Believing to be the shit, when in fact they are not 2. Are actively hateful toward minorities 3. Do not believe in or are "too smart for" Covid-19, vaccinations, nor masks 4. Are a child that has a strong enough political opinion to base their personality, actions, and/or friends off of solely this thought 5. Are actually just brain dead

This school district cares so little about itself that it is impressive at times, not getting kids the help they need because they are either getting "fine" grades or are being flat out ignored.
Question : "Hey man, you really seemed like you were ment for success in life, what happened?"

Reply : "Damn bro, I went through the methacton school district. That shit will fuck you up good."
Methacton by LePoober January 4, 2022
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Methacton 

full of people who have invisable friends and cars. and make up girls names. hockey playing lacross playing fags.
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Methacton by beast r us January 24, 2009
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mettaton by downquest October 15, 2016
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