Meteb

Meteb’s are the type of people that can turn anyone’s frown upside down. With their humor or just being there and knowing someone has your back. They are known to have the best eyes. They are the type of person that will stick around for a long time and not leave you for a dumb reason.

Omg, Meteb is here, we can have fun now.

by Peekabooiseeyou November 21, 2021

Metehan

A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.

Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!

Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!

Girl 1: I want a piece as well!

by Immortaltreeant January 30, 2020

Metehan

Metehan is a common masculine Turkish given name. In Turkish, "Mete" means "brave", "galahad", "hero", "valiant", and/or "gallant".

A: The force held out bravely against their enemy's attacks.
B: Like Metehan's army!

by helvaselva January 30, 2020

metabrophosis

When a bro emerges from his pupal state into a fully formed bro. The fully formed bro stage usually has different morphological features, depending on the environment of the bro in question. This change of life stage is brought on by varying environmental cues, such as the music of the Dave Matthews Band or the emmersion of the pupa into Natty Ice.

Upon hearing Ants Marching by DMB, the bro emerges from his pupa, fully formed with red plastic cup in hand and sideways cap on his head, his metabrophosis complete.

by gfloyd March 3, 2010

fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

by mymii November 28, 2021

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

meebo beggars

The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.

Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011