A memeber is an individual on an internet forum who does little more than post incredibly old and over-used meme's. The memeber typically believes themselves to be amazingly witty, but is generally regarded as being borderline retarded.
Memeber: Cool Story Bro! haha...I'm teh funny!!!
Everyone else: Man...what a memeber.
John: April, did you know that I'm an elected memeber of 9GAG
Jones: What are you again?
John: Stop laughing. A memeber is a person who's part of a meme page's admin team.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.