The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
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A metalmuffin is when a female has so many vaginal piercings that when going down on her, you find piercings like chocolate chips in a muffin.
Diana's metalmuffin generally caused problems at airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
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Diana's metalmuffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
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