Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else
by Mr.Diddler March 08, 2019
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019
by Mr.Diddler March 08, 2019
When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
by Mr.Diddler March 05, 2019
Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019
Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.
by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019