Mr.Diddler's definitions

Spookers

Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.

Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

The Bucking Mustang

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed

Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019