Mr.Diddler's definitions

Childish Advance

When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.

Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Drowning Liver

A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.

Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019