17 definitions by Mr.Diddler
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.
Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019
Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.
by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019