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A metalmuffin is a vagina that has so many piercings that when you go down on her it's like eating a muffin and finding chocolate chips.
Diana's metalmuffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
by metalmuffin November 02, 2015
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A metalmuffin is a vagina that has so many piercings that when you go down on her it's like eating a muffin and finding chocolate chips.
Diana's metalmuffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
by metalmuffin November 02, 2015
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A metalmuffin is when a female has so many vaginal piercings that when going down on her, you find piercings like chocolate chips in a muffin.
Diana's metalmuffin generally caused problems at airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
by metalmuffin November 02, 2015
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