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metamorsel

A cute little thing that thinks its also cute. The word meta means self referential, and morsel is something you eat that is small.
I'm so cute, I'm so little, I'm a metamorsel!
metamorsel by unfalse August 26, 2016

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!
dog in the meathouse by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Methuselarity 

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.
Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.
Methuselarity by RubberGimp May 30, 2021

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

The dog in the meathouse 

the dog in the meathouse 

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.
WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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