The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause
She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.
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A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.
Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”
Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”
Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”
Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”
Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”
Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”
Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”
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My wife is still nursing and since she hasn't had a period yet her mamapause has been 2 years. Lucky for her!
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Mary had her menopause recently.
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Get the Menopause mug.When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.
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Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
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Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
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