Messirve

Messirve is a word (slang) that uses the Spanish surname "Messi" as a joke. It means "it is useful".

When used as "no messirve", it means "it is not useful".

- I'll pick you up at 6pm.

- "Messirve"
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- I fixed it. This is working now.
- "Messirve"
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- We've bought this software license for you to use.

- "Messirve"
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- You guys can attend to this training session in your work hours.

-"Messirve"

by urbaniumturtle April 5, 2024

Messive

The act of being absolutely huge. A person can be messive, which means they are bigger than a person who is massive. A person who has a lot of muscle and is frequently seen in the gym can be described as messive.

That guy is absolutely messive look and how much muscle he has

by Boerbanter June 27, 2015

Messervey

The most Homo man 2013 that you will ever meet. Any man with this name is surely going to hell and shall rape Hitler while he's there.

This Messervey is obviously going to hell for what he did in class today.

by YoloSwaggins March 15, 2013