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Somebody who see in the future. It's a Pathology.
A dude: "What the fuck how did you know that."
Me: "I'm mesist."
mesist by -WARL0CK- January 27, 2019
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Someone who predict something at times.
People with Premonitory Dream may have this.
"Mesist guy":Hello m8 nice to meet you, Kevin.
Kevin:"Yo dwag WTF, we really live in a matrix."

During the next week they look at you like you have superpower what i like ( ͡ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .
Mesist by -WARL0CK- April 21, 2020
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Someone who predict something at times.
People with Premonitory Dream may have this.

PS: Some people i know refers to "Mesist" to design this.
"Mesist guy":Hello m8 nice to meet you, Kevin.
Kevin:"Yo dwag WTF, we really live in a matrix ?"

During the next week they look at you like you have superpower what i like ( ͡ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Mesist by -WARL0CK- April 21, 2020

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009
When you make a beautiful pass in hockey and your teammate does not score. Therefore, you missed your assist, misist
I have a misist because john couldn't bury that beautiful pass
misist by LaineSnipes December 25, 2016

Hate-meister 

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.
guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister
Hate-meister by funky moose January 31, 2012

g meister 

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"
g meister by Urban Translations February 4, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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