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the only mutual you will ever have. all of the other ones? fake.

actually knows what she is sayinf....? if you make her mad she will give you a reason 🤨
1. OMG DID YOU SEE meistcr'S RECENT INSTA STORY?

2. what? no she never posts on her story??

1. oh..! 😊
meistcr by anonymous April 21, 2022
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the only mutual on instagram/tt you will ever have. everyone else? robot
1.DID UOU SEE meistcr'S NEW STORY ON INSTA LMFAO???

2.what? no? when has she ever post on her story?

1.every day?

2.what?

1.oh. 😊
meistcr by anonymous April 21, 2022
the only mutual you will ever have. everyone else??? they're just robots
1.DID YOU SEE meistcr'S NEW POST ON TT

2.NO SHE BLOCKED ME

1.LMFAO???
meistcr by candy corn April 21, 2022

MoistCr1tikal 

A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.
person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!
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Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
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Moistcr1tikal 

Moistcr1tikal: Woooooooo- yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That's what it's all about. Wohoooo!
Moistcr1tikal by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

moistcr1tikal 

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
moistcr1tikal by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022
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