Meryhan 

Meryhan is the most beautiful person in the world. Damn Meryhans wife is hot af! Meryhan doesn't take shit from anyone.

Meryhan will fuck you up if you are being a racist shit.

Meryhan by User14859032 November 21, 2021

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

bt merchant by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant 

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

Merchant by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant 

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

dole merchant by DSelby March 7, 2007

Excuse Merchant 

Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".

Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.

Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"

Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.

Excuse Merchant by bt3101 November 30, 2011

Riff merchant 

a person who can create and execute mind blowing guitar riffs

originally said by the prince of darkness himself Ozzy Osbourne when talking about Tony Iommi in an 1980's interview

ozzy osbourne - "..whatever I've said about Tony Iommi in the past, was a lot of anger, a lot of bitterness on both parts, but I've got to be truthful to you, he was one of the greatest all time riff merchants, I mean, he came up with some classic heavy metal riffs"

man: what track is this?, that riff is insane
man 2: it's sabbath!
man: who's the lead guitarist?
man 2: you idiot.. thats Tony Iommi, he's probably metals' best riff merchant!

Riff merchant by planet_telex July 14, 2012