Mersh

A parasite that leaches off people and calls them friends. Usually lives in their houses rent free. Normally a man with a weak torso, glasses and patchy beard. A guy that makes lame jokes, pretends to be funny but contributes nothing to a community.

Royce: 'My wife hates him but Mike is my best friend!'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'

by Porsalin August 19, 2019

Mersh

Lower-grade marijuana grown in larger quantities, usually contains lots of beaners(seeds). Less potent than dank or dro but can still get you pretty high.

"Dude I don't have enough money for dank" "Thats ok man just buy a bag of mersh"

by Buddha Lover November 29, 2006

Mersh

Slang for "commercial," with reference to works of music, art, or culture. Derogatory. Implies more money went into producing the thing than imagination went into conceiving of it. A term frequently used by 1980s San Pedro, CA punk band the Minutemen (whose second last album was called "Project Mersh").

"Are you kidding? I'd never listen to mersh stuff like Justin Beiber."

by FancyACorndogBro? August 20, 2011

Mersh

It means lamez asl,boring

These lil niccas mersh asl

by v sheluvsstreyyy February 06, 2022

Mersh

To make plans and not follow through; to stand someone up.

"Sorry I mershed last night, but I had to work late."

by LittleSam September 24, 2004

mersh

commercial marijuana, not of the highest quality, usually containing seeds and stems

is that nug or mersh?

by bell September 04, 2003

mersh

A douchey podcaster that Jesse POS (Pod Awful) has an autistic obsession with. Jesse will dedicate hours of his podcast to sperging about Mersh.

r/Mersh is a subreddit run by Jesse PoS to mock mersh.

by Downvoting Victim April 25, 2022