mershman

1) a slang term for a person who lives in a small apartment in an exclusive neighborhood

2) one who confounds others with his wardrobe

3) someone who enjoys the finer things in life like bad Chinese food and broken down Honda Civics

4) A lady's man

I think I'm going to pull a Mershman and buy that stripper a glass of wine

by Kevin Federline May 19, 2006

mershman

The ability to excel in 4 jobs simultaneously while using a @stanford.edu email address. A Mershman seldom votes "yes" for fat chicks and enjoys "open roads" as a favorite past time. Mershmen keep their fans updated regularly through postings on any one of their online businesses.

1. Hey, is that Mershman on the side of the road?
2. Why is Mershman not updating his site, son?
3. Dad, none of these hand-me-down shoes and clothes fit, I'm gunna look like a Mershman.

by Tim Gunn February 7, 2008

Marshman

1. One who resides in the marsh
2. A state of being most commonly associated with copious amounts of MDMA from Panconqueso

Tristan is a marshman

by Marshlord March 19, 2023

Marshman

1. One who resides in the marshlands
2. A state of being often fueled by MDMA or cocaine
3. Head punisher

Tristan turned into a marshman last night

by Marshlord March 23, 2023