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A creature that is half fish, half donkey
DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???
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Messmonkey 

The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.

Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.
Im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed
Messmonkey by G-Dawggy July 19, 2011

MrMonkeyboy7 

Some stupid bitch that’s sits his on his ass all day and eats dicks and being buttfucked by black monkeys and eats my fucking table all the time and sweats at apex but is actually ass
MrMonkeyboy7 has no life
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026