The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.
Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.
Some stupid bitch that’s sits his on his ass all day and eats dicks and being buttfucked by black monkeys and eats my fucking table all the time and sweats at apex but is actually ass
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.