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Messmonkey 

The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.

Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.
Im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed
Messmonkey by G-Dawggy July 19, 2011
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Merlmonkey

A small shriveled lump of skin commonly found around the rectum.
Wow guys when Sarah bends over you can see her Merlmonkey.
Merlmonkey by Jebberly November 28, 2011
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