Merkel

verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede
1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
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Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.
Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.
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Merkel

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.
Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 05, 2009
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Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.
holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.
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Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
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merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
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merkeled

Raped, grooped
The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
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