by Twooof April 25, 2019
Tipp sixty nine cents on a website so the delivery drives don't spit in your food or throw your package. If you leave one and don't tip at the door you are 69 shit.
by Twooof February 08, 2023
"Shut up you're annoying!"
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."
by Twooof March 13, 2020
A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
by Twooof December 29, 2015
Someone who tries to control or criticize people for not being queer enough even though it is their sexual orientation. Gatekeeping gayness.
"There is no way you are gay. The way you dress is SO straight!"
"Not every gay person is 'queer eye' stop being such a gaytekeeper."
"You're right. Not all gay people are carbon copies of each other."
"Not every gay person is 'queer eye' stop being such a gaytekeeper."
"You're right. Not all gay people are carbon copies of each other."
by Twooof July 27, 2024