Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 24, 2010

brolow

When you are down to get foolishly pissed up with booze on a tuesday morning, you call your friend a brolow instead of a bro.

Hey brolow, wanna go get shit wacked?

Hey brolow, lets go get lamblasted at the titty bar!

by Burnzarelli November 23, 2010