heinorific

A combination of heinous and horrific. A heinous horrific act is one committed with malice intent by someone with deep seated neuroses issues. A freak accident or disaster that no-one could have predicted is horrific, by causing lots of damage, but only premeditated deliberate acts committed by a heinous individual can be heinorific.

Wearing socks and sandals is heinous, hiking up the price of life saving medicine is heinorific!

by SalamiArmy April 26, 2019

Wonderfool

A person who is such a wondrous idiot it makes you wonder how they are still even alive. A Wonderfool often brings themself and those around them to the brink of death by sheer stupidity. By wondrous miracle they not only survive but very often thrive. Few around them live, if you see one run far away and brace for stupidity.

Trump is so wonderfool! How does he live-? Like wha-? ...he's a wonderfool wonderfool man!

by SalamiArmy July 26, 2020

inconcredible

Impossible to believe or to conceive. Blatantly wrong on multiple levels. When an idea only gets in by ramming your brain with force, concussing you, and making you susceptible to believe anything.

It's inconcredible to lie about something that doesn't even exist.

by SalamiArmy June 28, 2018

Nanotechtech

Similar to Nanotechtech Technotechnology. But actually completely different. Nanotech Technology or Nanotechtech Technotech T-T-Techno-Technology is a branch of meta-physics dealing with nanobot techtechnology and technonanana hey hey hey, goodbye. If you ask what Nanotechtech is- it flips it around and asks you that same question back at you without flinching.

You stare into the brown eye long enough, the brown eye winks back at you. - a key tenet of Nanotechtech technology

by SalamiArmy September 27, 2020

Merinder

The opposite of a reminder, which would cause you to remember something. Instead a merinder causes you to forget.

I just got bitched right in the head! I don't merinder a thing!

by SalamiArmy October 22, 2018

Yogit

Anyone who pronounces it this way is an idiot. It's yo-ghurt, yoghurt. There is no rush, there is never a rush to say yogurt. If your mouth is completely smashed in and you physically cannot say it the normal way then it's OK otherwise you have no excuse.

Becky says "Oh can you just pass the yogit? The yogit. It's right over there." Becky has embarrassed herself at the breakfast table.

by SalamiArmy August 03, 2020

Hectense

Intensely hectic. When something is just chaotic and busy. Also really tightly packed, all happening in one spot. Like your mom's gspot.

Woah her g-spot was hectense last night after a few dudes had their turn.

by SalamiArmy January 27, 2018