Definitions by SalamiArmy
Nanotechtech
Similar to Nanotechtech Technotechnology. But actually completely different. Nanotech Technology or Nanotechtech Technotech T-T-Techno-Technology is a branch of meta-physics dealing with nanobot techtechnology and technonanana hey hey hey, goodbye. If you ask what Nanotechtech is- it flips it around and asks you that same question back at you without flinching.
You stare into the brown eye long enough, the brown eye winks back at you. - a key tenet of Nanotechtech technology
Nanotechtech by SalamiArmy September 27, 2020
bugsnax
I say it's the reason I'm buying a PS5. The real reason is I'm a PC gamer who is finally capitulating to play exclusives, quicker to just say "bugsnax!"
Everyone else: Yes, but why are you getting a PS5 instead of NVidea RTX 30 series? Explain yourself with reasons.
Me: Kinda bug and kinda snack! Try to catch 'em in your trap! Feed somebody and you'll see! We are whatever we eat! It's bugsnax oooOOOOooooh!
Me: Kinda bug and kinda snack! Try to catch 'em in your trap! Feed somebody and you'll see! We are whatever we eat! It's bugsnax oooOOOOooooh!
bugsnax by SalamiArmy September 9, 2020
Yogit
Anyone who pronounces it this way is an idiot. It's yo-ghurt, yoghurt. There is no rush, there is never a rush to say yogurt. If your mouth is completely smashed in and you physically cannot say it the normal way then it's OK otherwise you have no excuse.
Becky says "Oh can you just pass the yogit? The yogit. It's right over there." Becky has embarrassed herself at the breakfast table.
Yogit by SalamiArmy August 3, 2020
Wonderfool
A person who is such a wondrous idiot it makes you wonder how they are still even alive. A Wonderfool often brings themself and those around them to the brink of death by sheer stupidity. By wondrous miracle they not only survive but very often thrive. Few around them live, if you see one run far away and brace for stupidity.
Wonderfool by SalamiArmy July 26, 2020
opooperation
Taking a poop so large it's considered an opooperation. It isn't clear when a poop becomes an opooperation. But at a certain size the poop becomes an involved operation similar to a surgery or a black ops mission. A large opooperation takes time and planning to execute. You must first pick a location, then you can plan the first incision (where the poop will go first) If the initial skirmish goes well it is usually followed by a large payload and then shuddering, eyes rolling back pleasure.
I had the opooperation to remove the poop from my colon. It was a success! it's a boy! I took a hot runny opooperation all over terrorism, he didn't make it...
opooperation by SalamiArmy July 17, 2020
heinorific
A combination of heinous and horrific. A heinous horrific act is one committed with malice intent by someone with deep seated neuroses issues. A freak accident or disaster that no-one could have predicted is horrific, by causing lots of damage, but only premeditated deliberate acts committed by a heinous individual can be heinorific.
heinorific by SalamiArmy April 26, 2019
Merinder
The opposite of a reminder, which would cause you to remember something. Instead a merinder causes you to forget.
Merinder by SalamiArmy October 22, 2018