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merplanda 

When women make plans but everyone involved secretly knows they’ll never come to pass.
Q. Are we really renting a cabin?

A. Nah, that’s just a Merplanda. Just play along.
merplanda by MDizzle1985 November 16, 2020
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Merila merica mericans Meilani merida Merima Merina meriah meriam Meril
Honestly the sweetest girl ever to imagine. She’s always their for u, even if her problems are bigger. She is always nice, even if people are mean. A merilyn usually has brown hair, I have a merylin and I’m so happy I do. Yes she has up and downs but we all do. You will never forget a merilyn.
Girl 1: omg theres merilyn
Girl 2: isn’t she pretty?!
Merilyn by A frend July 6, 2018
The Hispanic slang word for a courtesan, sugar baby or escort but less sophisticated and refined.

More like a dollar store, tacky escort with extra perks. The women are known for in cheap and trashy tattoos, big hoop earrings, boobs always on display and the outfits are usually from Rue21 and involve leopard print. They target much older white men or gringos as their main mark, preferably a below average looking white man with a Latina fetish.
That old white man spent all his money on vacations, rent and jewelry for his Meriluz.

Have you seen the horse mouth on Meriluz, it’s why all the gringos give up their money and borrow from their IRA’s

Does anyone have 5 dollars, a midi joint and a Rue 21 gift card I’m meeting with my meriluz tonight
Meriluz by Selena4life November 14, 2021
Meriam. A beautiful, independent, and honest girl who may be silent, but intelligent. She's funny at times and has a great sense of humor. She's caring for her family and her friends and is very straight-forward when it comes to the person she talks to, along with choosing her friends and hope she has a bright future with correct choices. Meriam is also trustworthy and secretive. She's sweet unless you treat her badly. Though, in the end, Meriam will find a way to talk and forgive you, forgetting the whole situation and how silly it was. She's a keeper!

(Dedicated to my grandma)
Should I try to talk to Meriam? She seems so quiet, but I want to be friends with her.

Of course! Sure, she may be like that, but she's really sweet! Trust me!
Meriam by hihiihihii October 19, 2020
An example of a perfect human being, a person who has no flaws.
She's Merili, I wouldn't change a thing about her.
merili by hiidkidctbh October 4, 2013
Meila is a very kind yet mean girl. Let’s just say you wanna keep on her good side. She’ll always have your back if you have hers. She loves loyalty. She also won’t take shit from anyone. She’s beautiful and really talented. Which makes many people dislike her. But deep down everyone knows she’s a baddie.
wish I was meila..”
Meila by Jameswright463 May 30, 2020