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Mergs
To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!
Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.
Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.
Brian: Fuckin right.
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.
Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.
Brian: Fuckin right.
Turd Merger
When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.
Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009
papa meags
An absolute beast at 6'5 245lbs do not be surprised if he steals your girl then goes on to post a video titled "We've got important news" we love you papi
papa meags by tiktok: kb.likes.sports January 27, 2021
megsplain
Inspired by the Duchess of Sussex. To make a banal or meaningless statement in a courageous or virtuous tone.
stop n' merge
A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.
I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.
stop n' merge by SLampy July 21, 2008
Merissuality
Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.
Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
Merissuality by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021