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Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.
"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"
Mergle by $$$ June 29, 2004
Related Words
Mergle Mergledesh mergleh mergley merle merfle Merge murgle Merple meagle
1) To screw something up in a horrible way.

2) To suck big hairy balls for breakfast for free and like it.
"Dude, I toaly mergled that test!"
Mergle by e1n3d3e7r February 20, 2009
The attainment of a desired object through the use of trickery, theft or deception for the purpose of satisfying a base desire (especially gluttony).
He told me he didn't bring his lunch even though he already ate a head cheese sandwhich and totally meggled my bag of pretzels.
meggle by motelnine May 25, 2021

Merle Haggard 

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007
A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.
"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."
Merble by arbjay November 29, 2012
A male of African descent who participated in slavery is called a nigga. One whom committed various sexual assault or rape actions is called a myergle.
“That Myergle over there is getting on my nerves”.
Myergle by Charith Walker May 23, 2021