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1) When you're being bullied at high school but you're the teacher

2) When there's a glitch in the simulation and you start malfunctioning

3) When people find out you're a grasshopper

4) When someone spills water on you and exposes that you're actually a robot

5) When you look like Mark Zuckerberg
Menos: Hello, who wants to go eat some bugs later?

Students: ...

Menos: Wait I forgot! I'm not a lizard!
Menos by <<<<<<<<<3 November 23, 2018

mas o menos 

more or less, mexican slang
Hey, is that good weed?
Mas o menos
mas o menos by La Surena February 17, 2005

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

Ms.Memos 

A Gym teacher that works at Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.

She apperently had a threesome with some students and she still has her job SMH. She doesnt take her job seriously like the other teachers in the trash-ass school
Me: "Dont get too close"

You: "why?"

Me: "Do you want to have a threesome with Ms.Memos?"

You: "You right"
Ms.Memos by Your Local Rka Treesh November 19, 2019

Manos: the Hands of Fate 

Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.
Manos is a movie sooooo bad that it is hilarious

Lavate Las Manos 

Means 'wash your hands' in Spanish.

A phrase used on the US television show 'American Dad' when Steve went to work at what he thought was Hogwarts, and actually turned out to be a place where Mexicans, possibly illegal, were creating drugs.
Mexican: Lavate Las Manos
Steve: Is that a spell?
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!
Steve: Lavate las manos!
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!!
Lavate Las Manos by Catrin T February 27, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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