Menorrhea 

Menorrhea

Definition: to fart on one's period, and blood comes out.

History:
Noun: Latin synonym for menstruation.

Modern-day use:

Verb:
"Menorrhea'd" or "menorrhea sharted."

To fart on one's period, and squirt out blood. Remorse immediately follows.

I menorrhea'd in my pants today! Menorrhea is the worst!

Menorrhea by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016

Memorhhea 

Noun: A terrible memory or recollection.

pronunciation: mem-or-ee-ah

Thinking about my days as an alter boy with Father McFeely gives me memorhhea.

Memorhhea by ur doing it rong July 15, 2010

manarrhea 

Diarrhea from a man's butt

"Stop making manarrhea all over the place, Steve! It is really smelly!"

manarrhea by Reek Stankleberry February 21, 2004

menorrhagia 

Menorrhagia is an abnormally heavy and prolonged menstrual period. Causes may be due to abnormal blood clotting, disruption of normal hormonal regulation of periods or disorders of the endometrial lining of the womb. Depending upon the cause, it may be associated with abnormally painful periods dysmenorrhoea.

"I hate you Bob!" says Pam.
"Why Pam, you're being unusually bitchy today. Are you on your period? You've got menorrhagia don't you?" Bob asks.
"....yes."

menorrhagia by Soscan2062 April 24, 2006

Mexirrhea 

A case of explosive diarrhea after eating Mexican food.

I just had a raging case of Mexirrhea.

Mexirrhea by Mexirrhea July 27, 2017

memorrhage 

Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.

My program memorrhaged all night and died on the operating system table.

memorrhage by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007

memorrhea

The condition of having multiple brain farts in a short period of time

I couldnt remember anything yesterday, I had total memorrhea.

memorrhea by c_rob September 7, 2006