Memorhhea 

Noun: A terrible memory or recollection.

pronunciation: mem-or-ee-ah

Thinking about my days as an alter boy with Father McFeely gives me memorhhea.

Memorhhea by ur doing it rong July 15, 2010

memorrhage 

Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.

My program memorrhaged all night and died on the operating system table.

memorrhage by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007

memorrhea

The condition of having multiple brain farts in a short period of time

I couldnt remember anything yesterday, I had total memorrhea.

memorrhea by c_rob September 7, 2006

Memorrhea

A mental condition, which presents with haziness when trying to remember specific events in one’s past. And it makes you think of Nirvana’s, Come As You Are. C’mon, you know you heard it, too.

Siouxsie Sioux tried to recount a backstage conversation at one of their earlier gigs, but was suffering from an unfortunate case of memorrhea.

Memorrhea by FreakinRockStarfromMars January 14, 2021

Menorrhea 

Menorrhea

Definition: to fart on one's period, and blood comes out.

History:
Noun: Latin synonym for menstruation.

Modern-day use:

Verb:
"Menorrhea'd" or "menorrhea sharted."

To fart on one's period, and squirt out blood. Remorse immediately follows.

I menorrhea'd in my pants today! Menorrhea is the worst!

Menorrhea by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016