Menorrhea

Menorrhea

Definition: to fart on one's period, and blood comes out.

History:
Noun: Latin synonym for menstruation.

Modern-day use:

Verb:
"Menorrhea'd" or "menorrhea sharted."

To fart on one's period, and squirt out blood. Remorse immediately follows.
I menorrhea'd in my pants today! Menorrhea is the worst!
by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016
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Tricky Quicky

Definition:
When you feel the need to rub one out, but are in a public setting, and need to find somewhere secluded, and fast.

Ex: at work, go to the restrooms. On the street, duck in an alleyway. At family dinner, in the kitchen. Wait, no, don't do that, you sicko!
"I got hard at work today and had to hightail it to the employee restroom for a tricky quicky."
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Grubhead

Definition:
Someone who orders GrubHub often, and goes on and on about how great it is. Typically a hipster, thinks he was using GrubHub "before it was trendy."
"Hey man, have you tried Grubhub yet? It's so great! I use it 24/7!" That's a Grubhead.
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