The action that a girl needs to take when her circle of friends include a continuous rotation of the same men. Global in action, this requires complete severance with prior male companions to find new ones.
Daughter: Gee all of these boys seem to be a bunch of losers going no where.
Father: Gosh honey- sounds like your life needs a menema!
meme man (n.)
immortal being, he is everywhere but also nowhere. no one could ever ascend to his level for he is way high on a superior scale reserved for the heavenly. mysterious and noble, he will grant you all your wishes, but at a price which is only decided by His Greatness. he shapeshifts into different everyday objects fitting every situation. he gives, but never expects back. respect the Meme Man: compared to him, you are nothing.
mere mortal: who is meme man superior mortal: dont look at me, dont touch me, dont speak to me; i have reached celestial level
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Mememan: blugh blueh blu
L O N G B O Y: shut up lung boi
Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.
Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.
A place in Canada where people go to hang out and make lifelong memories, typically after school. It was also the battlegrounds of the infamous turf war between Fudge gang and Caramel gang.
“Are you coming to Meemaws basement tonight?”
“Shout to meemaws basement baby” -Internet star Shoenice
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.