4 definitions by Cloutos

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Menema

An enema using a male's semen

Wow Tom, that was an amazing menema, you really cleaned the shit outta me!

by Cloutos December 14, 2019

Auschwitz Transfer

When you and another person have a tube from anus to anus, transferring farts into each others cavities back and forth until so much stank is accumulated that when the tube is removed and the fart is released into the air, you are paralytically high from said fumes.

!!CAUTION!! These fumes may cause death like the real Auschwitz

I nearly died last night doing an Auschwitz Transfer with my homie. Incredible high though...

by Cloutos July 25, 2022

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019