memorrhea

The condition of having multiple brain farts in a short period of time

I couldnt remember anything yesterday, I had total memorrhea.

memorrhea by c_rob September 7, 2006

Memorrhea

A mental condition, which presents with haziness when trying to remember specific events in one’s past. And it makes you think of Nirvana’s, Come As You Are. C’mon, you know you heard it, too.

Siouxsie Sioux tried to recount a backstage conversation at one of their earlier gigs, but was suffering from an unfortunate case of memorrhea.

Memorrhea by FreakinRockStarfromMars January 14, 2021

Memorhhea 

Noun: A terrible memory or recollection.

pronunciation: mem-or-ee-ah

Thinking about my days as an alter boy with Father McFeely gives me memorhhea.

Memorhhea by ur doing it rong July 15, 2010

menorrhagia 

Menorrhagia is an abnormally heavy and prolonged menstrual period. Causes may be due to abnormal blood clotting, disruption of normal hormonal regulation of periods or disorders of the endometrial lining of the womb. Depending upon the cause, it may be associated with abnormally painful periods dysmenorrhoea.

"I hate you Bob!" says Pam.
"Why Pam, you're being unusually bitchy today. Are you on your period? You've got menorrhagia don't you?" Bob asks.
"....yes."

menorrhagia by Soscan2062 April 24, 2006

memorrhoid 

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.

While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.

memorrhoid by acehole1 October 16, 2009

Mexirrhea 

A case of explosive diarrhea after eating Mexican food.

I just had a raging case of Mexirrhea.

Mexirrhea by Mexirrhea July 27, 2017

memorrhage 

Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.

My program memorrhaged all night and died on the operating system table.

memorrhage by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007