An extremely powerful warrior with the tightest afro known to man. He is blindingly
fast, able to
dodge multiple bullets, and engrave his initials onto each
one as it flies past. He carries a sword that can slice diamond, and is able to transverse into the spirit realm. He has been known to eat ninjas for
breakfast, and his friends know him as "The Black Wind".
The origins of Mluleki are unclear. Some
say he hails from South Africa, and that the reason for Jacob Zuma's baldness is because Mluleki repeatedly shaves his head in public at
lightning speed whenever hair begins to grow. It is also said that Mluleki accounts for 50% of the disappearing rainforests in the world, because his sword hungers for slicing. One thing is certain, while he remains severely underestimated within his public life, he is a great friend, and has an inspiring imagination. If only his peers knew of his true power.
Holy shit, did you see that Ducati?? That was as
fast as Mluleki!
Karate
student: Sensei, I want to be as good as Mluleki someday...
Sensei: So do I, young
one, so do I...