Melties

When someone breaks down in anger or rage and goes into a hypnotic trans of off-topic, schizophrenic rant about society as a whole and the election was fraud, even tho the main topic had nothing to do with that but their anger induced range flings them out of control until they either get tired or someone of authority stops them.

In other words is a durative to what we call a "melt down"

Guy 1: Yo this banana taste great
Guy 2: Yeah it does!
Guy 3: Well bananas ar poison to the brain...
Guy 1: uuhh who asked?
Guy 3: DON'T YOU GET IT SHEEP IT MADE YOU VOTE DEMOCRATE YOU ARE ALL SISSY CAUSE OF BANANAS etc.
Guy2: He's having his melties again

by meltyjohnwiththetinfoilhat April 29, 2021

meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

by mk2014 April 18, 2014

melthesoviet

A female who is Slavic and collects military uniforms got famous from making Communist memes on tiktok and is the only tiktoker at this moment with a pink ushanka

John: MelTheSoviet has the best Soviet aesthetic

Liam: she does

by Fairymage5567 October 26, 2019

Melliesage

When you get sexual pleasure usually ending with an orgasm from a massage

My friend Mellie got a massage and had a massive orgasm. The guy giving it to her calls it the Melliesage.

by That one random guy nobody kno March 24, 2020

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

A Metties

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

by Metties May 13, 2018

Meltissamo

(pronounced; Mel-Tissamo). Meltissamo (mm) is the loudest dynamic level known to a high school band to be played by a single student.

In music, dynamics indicate the volume that is to be played in a song. There are eight main dynamic markings in the musical vocabulary;
ppp (pianississamo), pp (pianissamo), p (piano), mp (mezzo piano), mf (mezzo forte), f (forte), ff (fortissamo), fff (fortississamo).

But Meltissamo beats them ALL!!

Meltissamo is played best on the Bari Sax!

Man, I wish I could play meltissamo!!

by Just Another Bandy June 9, 2010