Melterz

A fat idiot responsible for the bite of ‘87. He is also the man behind the slaughter and committed various war crimes in Iraq. His location is still unknown but his dumb friend spuuder likes to make fun of him. He also likes to say “true as” a lot.

Friend: Hey did you see this funny family guy video from this youtuber lapse?

Friend 2: Stfu thats just melterz you dumb idiot.

by Gruccis epic as April 15, 2020

mom melter

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

melter

A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.

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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"

by GUer March 17, 2005

melter

Someone who continuely annoys or irritates someone though speech (usually), this is "melting" them.
The younger melts are described as "mini-melts."
People argue as to the origin of the term "melter" or "melt" but many believe it originated from a man from Belfast Northern Ireland called Christopher who is now known as "Mr.Melt." He was well known for his "melting" powers.
Many people can be considered a "melter" or a "melt."

Stop being such a melter!

I really hate melters.

Oh no, here comes another melter.

I'm being melted by this melter.

by Thescumbag June 21, 2006

Melter

Someone who is annoying or pisses you off.

'That girl is such a melter'

'Oh my god you are such a melter leave me alone'

by Riviera Rainbow July 31, 2016

Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008