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A fat idiot responsible for the bite of ‘87. He is also the man behind the slaughter and committed various war crimes in Iraq. His location is still unknown but his dumb friend spuuder likes to make fun of him. He also likes to say “true as” a lot.
Friend: Hey did you see this funny family guy video from this youtuber lapse?

Friend 2: Stfu thats just melterz you dumb idiot.
by Gruccis epic as April 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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