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meloshitiphobia 

"Dude I just got prescribed medical marijuana because I have meloshitiphobia" "Starships are mean-" slap

malooshka 

Large breasted afro-carribean woamn, previosuly seen on Big Brother. Is obessed with damned Cherryade. Is currently advertising as prostitute
Yo geez, i need the malooshka, now i'm fucked after having bunned thy zooten snafen for dem franchise boyses in the jungle. i now need a canadian back-rub.

melbosha 

black man or men sneaking into white familys house, with the intention to scare or harm the little white children. Using accient armor or covert camo gear. Usually resulting in white childrens lunch being stolen. It is said that only white children can see the black man/men before the attack. usually attacking at night because there black and they blend in.
harpoon missle - melbosha music video
melbosha by nicco November 19, 2004
A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.
The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.
Melosh by Calling You Out August 5, 2009

Mcloosh Bap 

Dammn Jack and Chris, that bird has a nice succulent juicy unfermented pair of Mcloosh Baps.

Yea Swifty her Mcloosh Baps are moist
Mcloosh Bap by Paul Doswell May 21, 2009

MelonShooter 

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons
MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse
MelonShooter by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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