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Melon Farmer 

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
Melon Farmer by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melon Farmer 

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003

melon-farmer 

A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
melon-farmer by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

melon farmer 

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

Melon farmer 

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
Melon farmer by estythebesty November 12, 2009

Melon Farmer 

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.
Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.
Melon Farmer by Kabou June 6, 2010
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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