A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.
In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.
God of sex. Absolutely amazing and will make your legs shake for the next two months. Sometimes may be a little bit blur but makes up for it by being absolutely amazing at sex. 10/10 would smash.
“That boy pulled a Meldric on me last night i literallycant move any part of my body right now”