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CuTe YoUnG CaUcAsIaN MaLe. WhO iS kInDa ShY
Chloe, have you seen that new boy he is such a Mejia
Mejia by WeStEx GiRl September 24, 2004

Mejia Martinez 

Simply.... she dat bitch . She got a wild personality, a lot to handle at times . She got a good heart . Loyal to those who deserve it . Savage to others . Sagittarius energy.
Like damn Man , why you tripping .... again ! Must be that Mejia Martinez energy!
Mejia Martinez by Remmiiii September 9, 2021
1. To be victimized by an others incompetence.

2. Drain on society
Derp walked into the computer lab only to find he'd been Mejiad months ago.

Me:"Man this image is so fucked."
You: "Yeah. It's been Mejia'd"
Me: "Huh?"
You: "Pretty much means that, the person who built it has no fucking clue what he is doing, and now you are suffering for his incompetence."
Me: "Fuck my life, and fuck stupid people."
Mejia'd by HEEEEERP!!!! January 14, 2012

MEJIA LUNCH 

An extra long lunch hour when you are working, usually with candles and soft soothing music.
Hawk: Gallo are you taking a Mejia lunch today?
Gallo: Hell yea!

Gallo: I'm so tired I'm gonna take a Mejia lunch today!
MEJIA LUNCH by CoolRock February 14, 2021

Mario Mejia  

That Sophisticated grown man Swagga!

A modern day Rico Suave!

Damn homie how you pulling all them chicks!

Man I got that Mario Mejia going on!
Mario Mejia by Moniquenuss February 7, 2009

Martin Mejia 

Martin Mejia is the name and last name of the perfect guy you could ever imagine. He’s always there for you whether it’s 3 in the afternoon or 3 in the morning. He will always be there when you sad to make you happy. He will always do everything to make your life easier cause he hates seeing you stressed and worried. He will be that guy to get you soup when your feeling sick. He will show you lots of of love because your the only girl he ever thinks about. He will always be loyal to you cause he never wants to break your heart, cause it would break his too. He will make sure no one will hurt you and if someone does he’ll make sure your okay. Most importantly, he will never stop loving you, even after he’s dead cause in his mind you guys will be soulmates for an eternity.
Martin Mejia is a great guy
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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