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Meissoune 

A girl who looks like perfection if perfection actually exists, she’s extremely smart, extremely sexy, she has a smile that brightens your day and a voice that catches your heart. She’s an artist in her life and in bed.
Wow, look at that girl... she’s almost a Meissoune
Meissoune by Leo sung November 21, 2021
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The most wholesome person you will ever get to meet.
You are just like Meisune!
Meisune by HufenIa December 8, 2021

kimmie meissner 

17 year old girl who is the 2006 World Figure Skating Champion.
Kimmie Meissner is going to beat Sasha Cohen at the next Nationals.

Meissner 

Of, or relating to, a homosexual.
Next door was a meissner boy who liked playing with dolls.
Meissner by Dr. Henry Anderson November 26, 2010

meissoun 

Meissoun is the very essence of a bitter, killjoy person. To those around her, she is the most toxic friend. both wicked and childish in these actions, if Meissoun doesn't have what she wants she becomes demonic.
x: oh look at meissoun coming

y: does she look in a good mood

x: no

y: let's run away
meissoun by Jeanne.lavourt November 21, 2021

Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
Meissner-ism by Johnald P November 13, 2018
f : u know meissane ?

me : yes i love her sm
meissane by mion November 22, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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