Megan Gould

They're obsessed with pot, and have daddy issues.

Megan's are stone cold bitches, and say that people can suck their dick. (even if they're friends.)

Second chances are not given when you know them.

Shes also a WITCH! (stay away from megans)

"megan gould smells like weed!!"
"christ, megan gould is so rude."

by mysteriousrhat891 October 17, 2020

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021