Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader

“Bro oml angel is a mega bear”

Mega bear by Balls 😱😱 May 2, 2022

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Megabear 

Noun:
Much like a bear, but twice as big with goats for arms, and built in gaydar. They are very popular at parties.
Verb:
To declare someone to be a homosexual with one or more hands on a goat.

Noun: The Megabear is a viciously sexy creature with no natural predators.

Verb: The megabeared you good, Mr. Jackson

Megabear by Thames Rivers October 17, 2008