Mega Shart 

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

Mega Shart by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Megashark 

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

Megashark by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

megashaft

A name given to Microsoft by anybody who has to use it to do more than send emails.

Joe: I am trying to get rid of Office Clipboard but it keeps coming back when I restart Office

Bob: Just another of Megashaft's 'features' I guess! Like how you cant add another search engine in IE7 because you need IE7 installed first to do it :S

megashaft by Oman October 2, 2007

Megashark 

Meg-a-shark
verb (used with an object)
1. to reduce (an object) to useless fragments; injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate.
2. to kill; slay.
3. to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize.
4. to defeat completely.

"Hide Aunt Millie's antique vase, Tia is coming over and has been known to Megashark all in her path."

"Tia stepped on my guitar and totally Megasharked it."

Megashark by ZaZ Monster October 4, 2011

megashartreal

the most powerful person on TikTok, (she shall reveal herself one day) her yoimiya and ganyu combo could one shot goku. Anything that comes into megasharts possession will bring power and luck to those who she deems worthy. She can easily win a debate with Albert Einstein so do not even think about trying to argue with the almighty megashart. Also, I do not recommend messing with her or you will suffer immense pain for the rest of your existence but mainly mental pain not physical because she shows too much mercy. Btw she is my favourite mutual of all time and with time she will automatically become your favourite mutual too, but I will always favour her more. her parrot is so cool and fluffy as well it’s literally a jojo parrot there’s 100% proof. You need to like megashart because she is a very good friend and she may become rich and famous because of how smart and dedicated to learning she is.

You’re not following megashartreal? Cringe! All of the cool children follow her!”

“Megasharts presence alone will make Boris Johnson fall down quivering on his knees.”

megashartreal by turkeyeater69420 February 27, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019