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The Meezman is an Egyptian superhero that serves no one but his mistress Ceelo. The Meezman has been around for decades, kind of like Super-Man, but unlike Super-Man, Meezman did not come from Kryptone, but rather from Domiat. The Meezman's super-powers include seducing men, flying really fucking fast, invisibility but only if he's naked, and super-strength and speed. The Meezman's only weakness is high-pitched noise. It is said that the Meezman is yet to meet his rival, High-Pitch-S-Woman. But even when he meets her, he will destroy her. Meezman!
Look! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's the Meezman coming to save this bitch from dying!
Meezman by Fady Bassily June 11, 2024
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Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.
Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.
Meeman by Bobofosho November 12, 2011
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the greatest sex god amongst men, trapped in human form, one day to be released in a monumentus act of great extacy, then to rule over the land of orgasm, where he shall remain for many years to come.
Meerman, i think i need a new vagina, you just used all the milage and tred, i am now a slick, air hanger where no sausage can touch the sides... i comend you.
meerman by fattybunta January 28, 2008
A True Lover, Handsome Also Good At Sports
Very Kind Hearted,Cares For Everyone
It's difficult to find meezan in a sentence.
Meezan by SnipezSK November 23, 2021

meemansa 

A person who works is easy to fall in love with , they try to keep you with them by spell of there words ,be careful with them on a ride .
They are humours and sometime stupid and dumbfounded but , as a remark the are the best part .
Meemansa , ooh god she make me forgot how I am with her words spell, god damn it . I have gained her and throwed myself away...
meemansa by Hera kim November 23, 2021
A gay, homosexual male, who has an extreme addiction to

receiving a good anal pounding.
That dude has to be a meerman, did you see how he was walking?
meerman by stevieisgay September 29, 2011

Meemansha 

You are so adorable. Looks like Ahsaas Channa Lite. You love to listen soft music like lofi and covers. You love to traveling. Love to be a child that is still inside you in the age of 22. You are going to be a doctor soon. Best of luck for you future.
Meemansha
Meemansha by Talented Oshian November 23, 2021
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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